We can’t promise it won’t sting a little to ponder olden times when you could casually browse the bulk section of a supermarket and maybe even flirt with another human without wearing rubber gloves or having to say, “where’d you get that mask?”
Golf
Some great feelings taste great together. Some don’t. Who’s thirsty?
Lick
Trigger warning: this story gets up in your personal space.
Buy
It’s so much pressure figuring out how to spend our winnings. Good thing we’re all going to die.
Mound
There were lots of stories in our reserve tanks, but our reserve story tanks didn’t anticipate this exact hellscape, so now everything seems ill-fitting and or tone deaf. But then again , what doesn’t? This crappy endeavor is still free, so we stopped caring. But not about you. We care about you. Stay safe.
Feel
What would it feel like to feel like feeling like God?
Mutate
An epic fight between human and arachnid with potentially grave consequences for past and future sexual partners, all rendered in exactly 250 words.
Smile
Maggie Lungston is talking to her sushi again.
Smell
Isn’t it crazy that given the small amount of time we have to live we choose to spend any of it watching game shows?
Draft
We are driving toward, or at least near, a cliff, and if you were to ask this driver, some of the trucks don’t look so safe.
Kick
The person to whom we have ceded all power is emotionally stunted and in steep mental decline.
Storm
We really don’t know if, how, or when our shit is going to hit the fan, so we should probably catch up on the back log of television programs and then maybe pick up some canned goods. Maybe also one of those new shit umbrellas.
Chain
Within some brains, ideas drift like snow. Then those brains command hands shared by the same body to type these ideas into stories. And then you are stuck listening to this strange precipitation.
Impeach
We decided to get generous and release a bonus episode that we think will be a lot of fun to play out loud while you play at home with your Congressional action figures.
Engorge
We’ve all been there. Finding something difficult to resist which you know you will soon find repellent and nonetheless still not resisting. Like your reflection in a mirror.
Shop
This is the last episode of 2019. Cherish it. It will warm your dead heart!
Limp
Everybody dies and then we forget it because we are busy dying ourselves.
Spend
There was a time when there was much more time because things were less advanced.
Interview
It’s lonely at the top. But, then again, tough shit.
Lead
Sometimes it’s not who you are but who you hope to be, and sometimes you hope to be that person by being with someone you hope will be like the exciting people you’ve seen in the movies. Here’s to hoping.