Awful stuff plus awful people plus your face equals can't miss entertainment.
Squall
Some phone conversations can take an entire lifetime to finish given all the digital screeches and reception blackouts.
Nurse
What if the attending nurse knows more about our loved one than we do?
Poison
When an awkward exchange at the dinner table leads to passive aggressive suicide, don’t assume love isn’t right around the corner.
Rocket
It is terrible when terrible things happen.
Herd
If we are falling off a cliff, and there were a way to step back and watch us fall off a cliff, would you do so, or would you be the first to take the leap?
Enslave
The future is here, and don’t worry, if you can earn enough money, you will have a romantic partner for life, or at least until their warranty runs out.
Market
Do you giggle when people talk to you about people going poo poo and the subsequent cleanup rituals involved? Just curious.
Manage
Life is a long slog leading up to the enviable retirement where we hold our partners hand while listening to the soft sounds of landscaped idyll .
Relax
Being told to relax is not relaxing.
Brake
Traffic is a condition. Cars are not people. Roads are not for people. People run out of gas. People are not cars. Roads are not metaphors for life. Life is always eventually over.
Tickle
You never know which new buzzing current may or may not be responsible for your recent loss of eyelashes.
Surf
The television viewing couch is a place where things sometimes almost never happen.
Knife
If this podcast doesn’t cut your dinner preparation time in half we’ll give you your money back, no questions asked.
Teach
Kyle has gone and learned stuff in places we prefer he not reside unless it is to buy us some tax free paper towels and batteries.
Linger
Embracing one’s inner old man is an often neglected opportunity and privilege.
Care
The secret to what makes robots such good listeners is that they don’t have to listen.
Search
We don’t need our brains anymore, except for to buy things. We also don’t need our bodies. I’ve already forgotten what I knew this morning. Some new information happened. Lots of details were explained. I think I saw a graph. Who are my shorts? Is that my body? Why?
Shuck
Are we ever not just a collection of random parts?
Murder
This story is an allegory. Is this story an allegory? Are we living in a story? Who are we? Why am I on fire?